You really coming over, don't trick.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
