i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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