Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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