i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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