He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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