So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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