belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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