I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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