Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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