NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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