Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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