I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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