Kiss
Puke
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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