so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize