If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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