i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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