He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I love you.
Bad choice
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