I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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