I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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