You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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