I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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