haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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