Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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