i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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