Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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