ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize