I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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