Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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