I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just googled if crying burns calories
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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