idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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