Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my being single is dangerous.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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