Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
