I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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