Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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