somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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