How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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