So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
did you just send me my own nude
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
