I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
