i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nicole vs. Life
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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