And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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