2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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