so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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