He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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