Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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