my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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