Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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