I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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