It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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