I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So much rum. So many feels.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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