Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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