My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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