I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he thought i was a dude.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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