Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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