I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
