I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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